The Cards Have Spoken.

And they’re tired of your excuses.

This heather purple statement tee features two skeleton tarot readers mid-reading with the brutally honest message:

“A lot of problems are your own fault… B*tch, you better reshuffle.”

Dark humor? ✔
Witchy vibes? ✔
Main character energy? Absolutely.

Printed on a soft, flattering unisex purple tee, this shirt blends gothic art with sarcastic spiritual realness. It’s bold enough to start conversations and comfortable enough to wear everywhere.

Perfect for tarot lovers, spooky season year-rounders, and anyone who knows sometimes the universe says: try again.

🔮 Details:

• Heather purple unisex tee
• High-detail skeleton tarot graphic
• Soft cotton blend
• True-to-size fit
• Statement front print
• Lightweight and breathable

😈 Perfect For:

• Tarot readers
• Halloween lovers
• Spooky aesthetic wardrobes
• Dark humor fans
• Witchy fashion lovers
• Unique gift shoppers
• Portland weird-core energy

Why You’ll Love It:

✔ Bold, scroll-stopping design
✔ Eye-catching purple base
✔ Funny without trying too hard
✔ Conversation starter
✔ Layer-friendly for fall

Warning: May cause strangers to ask where you got it.

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not iron directly over design

Available in-store at:
Sinister Coffee and Creamery
301 SW Morrison St
Portland, OR